TikTok Ban 2.0: Trump’s Comeback Tour and the Great Influencer Meltdown
Ah, TikTok. The app that taught millions how to dance, convinced us that feta pasta was the solution to all our problems, and left us pondering the deep philosophical question: “Am I the drama?” For a brief moment in history, TikTok was almost snatched from our thumbs. Influencers cried. Teens panicked. Middle-aged dads doing dad jokes in 30-second clips were about to lose their big break. And now, in a plot twist that feels straight out of a TikTok conspiracy theory, there are whispers that Donald Trump might be trying to bring it back. The TikTok Ban That Wasn’t Let’s rewind to 2020, when the TikTok ban saga began. Remember when Trump announced that TikTok was a “national security threat”? The app, with its Chinese parent company ByteDance, was accused of gathering data like a nosy neighbor peeking through your digital blinds. Trump declared he’d ban TikTok unless it was sold to an American company. Oracle and Walmart briefly stepped into the picture—because who doesn’t want...